10 funny rules dating my daughter

08-Feb-2017 23:02

The same goes for your wandering eyes, if they go anywhere below eye level I will ask you to leave the premises as soon as possible, if you do not comply I will take action that I feel is necessary (i.e. Rule #3 I am aware that the so-called latest fashion trends mean that you wear your jeans several sizes too big so that your underwear shows or that you wear jeans known as "girl pants" for boys that are so tight they contour every area of your lower extremities and also expose your underwear.

After a hiatus, the series returned and continued without Ritter, with the producers deciding to kill off Paul and not replace him.

Kaley Cuoco brought that same kind of unassuming charm to the role of Penny in [The Big Bang Theory](series:200751), a show which earns Cuoco a whopping

After a hiatus, the series returned and continued without Ritter, with the producers deciding to kill off Paul and not replace him.

Kaley Cuoco brought that same kind of unassuming charm to the role of Penny in [The Big Bang Theory](series:200751), a show which earns Cuoco a whopping $1 million per episode.

In 2015, she's looking to make the big move to film, appearing alongside Kevin Hart in the comedy [The Wedding Ringer](movie:1225714) and the upcoming drama [Burning Bodhi](movie:2064404).

Rule #1 If you plan on taking my daughter on a date and come to my house and honk your horn or call her cell phone you'd better be the UPS man, because you are not picking anything up.

Rule #2 If you touch my daughter be prepared to have removal of the touching limbs from your body in any such way that I feel appropriate.

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After a hiatus, the series returned and continued without Ritter, with the producers deciding to kill off Paul and not replace him.Kaley Cuoco brought that same kind of unassuming charm to the role of Penny in [The Big Bang Theory](series:200751), a show which earns Cuoco a whopping $1 million per episode.In 2015, she's looking to make the big move to film, appearing alongside Kevin Hart in the comedy [The Wedding Ringer](movie:1225714) and the upcoming drama [Burning Bodhi](movie:2064404).Rule #1 If you plan on taking my daughter on a date and come to my house and honk your horn or call her cell phone you'd better be the UPS man, because you are not picking anything up.Rule #2 If you touch my daughter be prepared to have removal of the touching limbs from your body in any such way that I feel appropriate.

million per episode.

In 2015, she's looking to make the big move to film, appearing alongside Kevin Hart in the comedy [The Wedding Ringer](movie:1225714) and the upcoming drama [Burning Bodhi](movie:2064404).

Rule #1 If you plan on taking my daughter on a date and come to my house and honk your horn or call her cell phone you'd better be the UPS man, because you are not picking anything up.

Rule #2 If you touch my daughter be prepared to have removal of the touching limbs from your body in any such way that I feel appropriate.

After a hiatus, the series returned and continued without Ritter, with the producers deciding to kill off Paul and not replace him.Kaley Cuoco brought that same kind of unassuming charm to the role of Penny in [The Big Bang Theory](series:200751), a show which earns Cuoco a whopping

After a hiatus, the series returned and continued without Ritter, with the producers deciding to kill off Paul and not replace him.

Kaley Cuoco brought that same kind of unassuming charm to the role of Penny in [The Big Bang Theory](series:200751), a show which earns Cuoco a whopping $1 million per episode.

In 2015, she's looking to make the big move to film, appearing alongside Kevin Hart in the comedy [The Wedding Ringer](movie:1225714) and the upcoming drama [Burning Bodhi](movie:2064404).

Rule #1 If you plan on taking my daughter on a date and come to my house and honk your horn or call her cell phone you'd better be the UPS man, because you are not picking anything up.

Rule #2 If you touch my daughter be prepared to have removal of the touching limbs from your body in any such way that I feel appropriate.

As a new boyfriend, you'd rather get your skull drilled than meet your date's old man for the first time, yet meet him you did.

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After a hiatus, the series returned and continued without Ritter, with the producers deciding to kill off Paul and not replace him.Kaley Cuoco brought that same kind of unassuming charm to the role of Penny in [The Big Bang Theory](series:200751), a show which earns Cuoco a whopping $1 million per episode.In 2015, she's looking to make the big move to film, appearing alongside Kevin Hart in the comedy [The Wedding Ringer](movie:1225714) and the upcoming drama [Burning Bodhi](movie:2064404).Rule #1 If you plan on taking my daughter on a date and come to my house and honk your horn or call her cell phone you'd better be the UPS man, because you are not picking anything up.Rule #2 If you touch my daughter be prepared to have removal of the touching limbs from your body in any such way that I feel appropriate.As a new boyfriend, you'd rather get your skull drilled than meet your date's old man for the first time, yet meet him you did.

million per episode.In 2015, she's looking to make the big move to film, appearing alongside Kevin Hart in the comedy [The Wedding Ringer](movie:1225714) and the upcoming drama [Burning Bodhi](movie:2064404).Rule #1 If you plan on taking my daughter on a date and come to my house and honk your horn or call her cell phone you'd better be the UPS man, because you are not picking anything up.Rule #2 If you touch my daughter be prepared to have removal of the touching limbs from your body in any such way that I feel appropriate.As a new boyfriend, you'd rather get your skull drilled than meet your date's old man for the first time, yet meet him you did.